How to Frame a Tornado

If only he had gotten away with it, everyone would have thought a tornado had hit San Diego the other night. Check out the language used in this article describing the 'swath of destruction' left by the driver of a rental truck:

Alleged drunk driver arrested after smash-ups - Sign On San Diego

So without further ado, let me be the first blog, if not the first person in history, to address Mr. Un-named Driver personally and reverently when I say:

WAY TO GO, GENIUS!

...and stay classy!

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