How Else Would He Get Home?

Continuing yesterday's drunk-driving repeat offender theme, we have a genius who got pulled over twice in the same day! He was just, you know, making sure the police were paying attention...

Drunk driver pulled over twice - The Age

So now the current world record time to beat is two hours. Don't let me down!

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