This genius wasn't driving at the time he displayed his junk to a couple teenage girls, but for once maybe the world is safer when his SUV is moving instead of stopped to 'ask for directions'.
Driver exposes himself to teen girls in Scotts Valley - San Jose Mercury News
This is a pretty unremarkable (albeit disgusting) story, if not for the description that the girls approached the vehicle from the passenger side (passenger side, mind you) when they saw the man's, um, gear shift...coupled with the reporter's assurance that "they were unhurt." Given the thoroughness with which the incident is describe, it begs the question: how exactly might they have been hurt? I think the reporter meant to say, "they were unimpressed."
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