If there's one rule of thumb in breaking the law, it's 'don't be seen'. Most ne'er-do-wells try to stay under the radar, and not attract too much attention. Driving around stark naked while three sheets to the wind is, shall we just say, a little obvious.
Police Say drunken driver was naked - Chicago Tribune
Next time, at least put some drawers on...think of the children!
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